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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Signs your Coach Might be Getting Fired

As the season winds down, you may be wondering if the coach of your favorite football team may be getting fired. After much research, I've compiled a list of ten warnings signs that may lead to your team's coach getting the axe.
1. His halftime motivational speech includes quotes from Semi-Pro: E.L.E.
2. Players "leave him hanging" when he attempts to high five them.
3. He frequently confuses taking a knee with spiking the ball.
4. His playcalling sheet consists only of spells from Harry Potter.
5. He is on the phone with Les Miles at the end of games.
6. His rookie quarterback audibles to a different play before every snap.
7. He dresses like he's on his couch at home with a bag of doritos.*
8. He's already submitting his resume to high school football teams in the area.
9. He has taken advice from Matt Millen.
10. He performs Pagan rituals on the sidelines in an attempt to get his team out of their slump.

*One exception

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