The Nebraska-Iowa Rivalry, Named

This logical rivalry has been thrust upon the Hawkeyes by virtue of Nebraska entering the Big Twelve Ten. A trophy and name have yet to be crafted for this event. Sportswritten is here to help. Rick Reilly suggest naming it the Cornfrontation. Brilliant, but let's see if we can do better.

Names:
Farmageddon
Cornflict Resolution
The Cattle Battle
The Corntest
The StrHOGgle (admittedly forced, when you need capitals for people to understand your pun, something has gone horribly wrong)

And now, the flawlessly photoshopped trophy:

pictured: Kirk Ferentz with a gun, Bo Pelini yelling, corn